IcescreamMC

Hey were you here looking for a nice child friendly blog?

Yeah... that's not here so you can turn around now, but if not WELCOME!
posted: 19 hours ago
posted: 3 days ago
Me when someone says our plans are cancelled.

atherys:

cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

posted: 4 days ago
a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
posted: 5 days ago

wheelbreaks-thebutterfly:

otp: *stands next to each other*

me: holy shit

posted: 5 days ago
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
posted: 6 days ago

comfemgem:

Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"
posted: 6 days ago
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posted: 1 week ago

theyellowbrickroad:

my whole life plan has depended on me becoming rich at some point in time and ill be pretty bummed out if i dont

posted: 1 week ago